The Official George W. Bush
"Days Left In Office"
Countdown Clock
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For the price of a Starbucks drink you can own a keychain or a cool G.W. Bush Band t-shirt!

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Why?
Because we survived the G.W. Bush Administration. Barely.

If you're reading this, you probably think Bush is one of the worst Presidents ever. We certainly do. And that's why we came up with the idea for the Backwards Bush countdown clock. By counting down to Bush's last day in office (or Obama's first day!) - January 20, 2009 - you can indeed make the time pass more quickly. How else can we view this national nightmare that some people still call "The greatest Presidency ever."? (See our Fun & Games page for more on that!).

Whether you own one of our Backwards Bush countdown clock keychains, an Obama countdown keychain, a desk clock, a wall clock, or just have the screensaver or widget on your computer, counting down to Bush's last day really does help (see what Stephen Colbert thinks!). We've come up with a half-dozen ways to count down to January 20, 2009, so why not give it a try? And if you still need further convincing, check out our "Top Ten Reasons to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Keychain".

Thanks, and hang in there!

Vince & Merry

Top Ten Reasons to Own a Backwards Bush Countdown Clock Keychain:

  1. Wearing one around your neck helps to keep Republicans away and smells much better than garlic.
  2. Purchasing a BackwardsBush keychain instantly qualifies you for "Enemy Combatant" status.
  3. You'll never again be mistaken for a Republican.
  4. Now that Bush has his judges on the bench, the keychains will most likely soon be illegal (and therefore a collector's item).
  5. Unlike Bush, our keychain has a 100% approval rating.
  6. Carrying a BackwardsBush keychain will make it much easier on the Secret Service to identify you when they break into your house in the middle of the night to take you to Guantanamo.
  7. In case of impeachment, keychain can easily be reset to reflect new departure date.
  8. You might as well spend your money on a keychain now, because if social security gets privatized, you won't have any money left!!!
  9. If you're reading this, the NSA is most likely already spying on you, so you might as well make it worth it!!!
  10. Backwards Bush proudly donates up to 5% of profits to charity (See our FAQs for a list of charities and more info)



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